The stunning, ravishing, amazing girl from the land where chickens roam free has emailed me this email from her community service reps.
Marks is hosting a gingerbread men baking/selling event this event. This
Saturday at 2:30 p.m. we will be baking dismembered gingerbread men at the International Place kitchen to raise awareness of unexploded landmines. We
will be donating the profits to the HALO (Hazardous Area Life-Support
Organisation) Trust. We will be selling the gingerbread men at Collins at
dinner on Saturday. If you would like to help bake or sell, please contact
Brian at 949-351-3642. We appreciate any and all help. Thanks, and we hope
to see you Saturday!
Your Friendly Neighborhood Community Service Reps,
Anne, Mike and Brian
As a member of the Society for Gingerbread Justice, I am deeply upset.
Is Candy Land now filled with mines? Just think of all these gingerbread men's wives back home, waiting for them to come home. Sure, they may look happy, but inside their gingerbread home they have to explain why Daddy isn't coming home.
Eat the handicapped. That's the message this year from the community service board. Run, run, fast as you can, gingerbread men.
Can we pass a law or something where activists just leave the holidays alone? Here's an example of a possible victim, taken from the internet. Look, he's bleeding!