Pitzer's commencement speaker is Pitzer alumnus Max Brooks, author of World War Z: An Oral History of the Zombie War" and The Zombie Survival Guide: Complete Protection From the Living Dead.
Our comment speaker is James Wolfensohn, author of A Global Life: My Journal Among Rich and Poor, from Sydney to Wall Street to the World Bank.
Ask yourself, dear reader. Who would rather spend time listening to?
Memo to Pam Gann: Can we switch commencement speakers with Pitzer? Please?!
Their speaker teaches us how to fight off zombies; our speaker threatens to turn us into them.
Watch Brooks talk about zombies.
Note: Expect a review of both books in the future as I am the only human being alive who has read both speakers' books.
Our comment speaker is James Wolfensohn, author of A Global Life: My Journal Among Rich and Poor, from Sydney to Wall Street to the World Bank.
Ask yourself, dear reader. Who would rather spend time listening to?
Memo to Pam Gann: Can we switch commencement speakers with Pitzer? Please?!
Their speaker teaches us how to fight off zombies; our speaker threatens to turn us into them.
Watch Brooks talk about zombies.
Note: Expect a review of both books in the future as I am the only human being alive who has read both speakers' books.