I've been told I won the award of "most likely to conquer the world" at the Senior Dinner last night. I'm not sure whether it's meant as a compliment or an insult, but the more I think about it, taking over the world might not be so bad...
Although I have to wonder... why settle at the world?
2 comments:
Please LET ME BE YOUR PINKY!
"Brain: As you know, people in today's body conscious society are obsessed with losing weight. My plan is to secretly replace all the artificial sweeteners in the world with real ones, thus rendering the world's population fat, slow moving, and completly toothless."
I'm sure it was meant as an insult given the people who voted for the awards—it's pretty clear who they are when you look at the people who won the other awards.
And seriously, how few people voted for the senior superlatives anyway? 7 repeats? Really?
Post a Comment