As we all know, Jim Nauls, Commissar of Fun, is at his best when he sends out emails.
Below you'll find some of today's. This first one came with the subject line "mind reader" and the second, with the subject line, Free HIV, Chlamydia, and Gonorrhea Testing. (Free, which is to say school paid for, which is to say you paid for it.)
The emails were sent two hours apart, but still I wonder if he ever thought of combining the two events. Presumably mind readers would be a bit cheaper than administering the tests, though perhaps a little less accurate.

Friday, February 6, 2009
If Only They Could Be Combined, We Might Yet Save Some Money
A Few Preliminary Thoughts on Ayaan Hirsi Ali
Yesterday, Aditya Bindal CMC '11, Ben Judge CMC '09, Elizabeth Schmitz-Robinson CMC '11, George Posner CMC '12, Tina Nguyen CMC '11, and I had lunch with AEI's Chris DeMuth and Ayaan Hirsi Ali. We had planned on only dining with DeMuth, former president of AEI and so Ms. Hirsi Ali's arrival was quite the surprise. (I'll have more written up about Dr. DeMuth later this weekend.)
Having read her fantastic autobiography, Infidel, which has her picture firmly and courageously on the cover, I immediately recognized her, leading to this rather silly dialogue. (Ms. Hirsi Ali has a slight accent and speaks extremely softly.)
Me: You're Ayaan Hirsi Ali.And that ladies and gentlemen, was the first experience in which I was just flat out hero struck.
Ayaan Hirsi Ali: Yes.
Me: Wow.
Ayaan Hirsi Ali: (hesitation) Thank you...
Me: Charles Johnson (extends hand) I'm just, I'm just a really big fan.
I should have more to say when I'm collected my notes from last evening, but I just thought I would point out how much of a farce the had orchestrated against Ms. Hirsi Ali's provocative, yet insightful talk. Ms. Hirsi Ali is a forceful proponent of classical liberalism and a critic of the violence committed in the name of Islam. And naturally, she has a fatwa, or death order, against her, which is just what you would expect of a religion of peace.
One of the organizers of that protest against Ms. Hirsi Ali asked for all the Muslim women to raise their hand and then asked the audience if there were people in the audience who agreed with what Ms. Hirsi Ali had to say.
I raised my hand. I had queued up for the question and answer period and was at her eye level, and so the organizer me out and said something to the effect of, "And you, you are not a Muslim woman, do you agree with her?"
I don't like identity politics and I certainly don't appreciate these kind of I said yes and that I stand firmly with Ms. Hirsi Ali. I was offended, naturally, as if my genitals or faith (or the lack thereof) ought to preclude me from having an opinion. (Strange, isn't that how it is in many majority Muslim countries? I must say I found it deliciously ironic that not only were women only sitting in the front rows, but that only women asked questions and their opinions, unlike in many Muslim countries where they are neither asked for, not appreciated, were welcomed, solicited, and respectfully dismantled. Beautiful.)
In any event, the organizer continued to berate Ms. Hirsi Ali and didn't even ask a question until a few moments later, when she demanded, "What gives you the right to say these things about Islam?
To which I yelled, "The First Amendment," leading dozens of people to applaud and some to stand. I made sure to turn to Ms. Ali and applaud her instead.
But it was clear from that moment on that whatever "resistance" the MSA had sought to bring about, they were going to have, at least, a somewhat suspicious audience. All the hotair and indoctrination was exposed for all to see.
Sojourner Truth Speaker, Connie Rice, Left Much to Be Desired
Here's a rundown of what Connie Rice said at the Athenaeum on February 4th.
Compared to this overwhelming reality, Rice’s jargon-ridden recommendations border on irrelevancy. For instance, Proposal 4.21, addressed to no one in particular, holds: “Acquire expert assistance to provide culturally competent, linguistically fluent, developmentally appropriate services that improve program performance, facilitate communication and improve access to services for immigrant and/or isolated and alienated communities.”“A Call to Action” is also internally contradictory. Rice acknowledges that there is no evidence that the $82 million that the city already spends annually on gang interventions has had any effect. Yet she would repackage these types of programs into a huge new bureaucratic structure, which would include a deputy mayor for neighborhood safety, community action teams, a gang intervention advisory board, an expert action committee, a permanent oversight committee, an expert policy advisory board and an interagency intervention team – at an undoubtedly low-balled estimated cost of $1 billion over 18 months. If the city’s social service interventions have not been working on a local scale, there is no reason to think that going large scale with them, or coordinating them better, will markedly improve their effectiveness. To her credit, Rice says that nonperforming programs should be terminated or changed. Even if such an unprecedented bureaucratic miracle occurred, her assumption that there are performing programs to fill up a new department of neighborhood safety is ungrounded.
Bigger isn't always more effective, Ms. Rice. Still, there was one moment where I was left with the impression that things might not be so bad and that there might be room for improvement. Rice described the ceasefire talks between the Crips and the Bloods in which they asked for a copy of the treaty between the Jews and the Arabs. (Referring, we are told, to the Sinai peace accords.) The reason? If the Jews and the Arabs can get along, maybe we, Crips and Bloods, could, too. Of course astute historians know that what we did with the Israelis and the Egyptians was bribe them not to kill each other, all the while rearming them. Not exactly sound policy, but hey, maybe we ought to consider doing likewise.