Is It Time For Drunk Studies?

I laughed so hard at this comment, which is pretty much the funniest parody of Ms. Ballard's first video.

OK everyone,

One of my friends threw a big party in the dorm lounge over the weekend. All of us were wasted and having a great time when four sober kids walked through. They had a drink, but they did not know my friend as well as I did, and they may not have even known that it was his birthday. But they just stared at us partying, then walked out.

This is not directed at everyone, but just the sober kids: Fuck you. Don’t think that I didn’t see you coming in to see what was going on and then trying sneak out. You don’t see me walking over to Stark like, “Oh, I wonder what Friday night is like for sober kids,” and knocking on your goddamn door and saying “you better have a seat at the poker table for me.” What makes you so entitled and privileged to think that you’re allowed to come and hang out in the dorm lounges while I’m getting intoxicated and having a good time?

I don’t care if you want to get to know me or get to see how we do things in North Quad, or even if the event was on Facebook and open to the public.