Why is it that the penguin is Health Education Outreach's mascot?I've already blogged about the travesty that is
the Claremont beauty shop ban.Now I learn that the Claremont Colleges' Health Education Outreach (HEO) also offers massages. Alas, they are only by appointment, but
they sure have flexible (pardon the pun!) hours.
It got me wondering.
Does HEO constitute an established beauty shop? If no, why not? After all, they are giving out a service and there's a sure lot of red tape to get that service. Sure that service is free, but does zero cost mean no regulation?
You might be tempted to say that, oh well, it's for health purposes only, but then you'd be wrong. Here is what it says on the website.
The massage chair is not recommended as a substitute for physical therapy or other medical care.
I don't pretend to be a doctor, but why does HEO offer a service that is admittedly not even a substitute for physical therapy or medical care? Hey, doesn't that make them a subsidized business?
Might it be that they too are interested in offering a service albeit to the cost of every student who pays tuition?
After all, the password to login and use the "heochair" is "
relax." I've never been to a doctor that proscribe relaxation. (If she did, I'd be inclined to seek a second opinion. No rest for weary souls!)
So that means if HEO ever wants to expand, it too has to expand upstairs or into alleyways, right? (Yes, I know that it was only Claremont Village locations that had this requirement, but that just illustrates how ridiculous this ban is!)
While we are at it, why does HEO have a penguin for a mascot?
Is it because it is for the birds? Or are they trying to make some larger statement about how you might walk in, but you'll come out on crutches? Penguins cannot fly so maybe they are trying to make some sort of statement on how you too will be like the penguin. You'll have appendages intended for a specific purpose -- walking and the like -- and then won't be able to use them once the health care (read: experiment) is administered.
So why the penguin? I don't know.
Maybe the guinea pig was taken.